It’s dress-up time for sissies and sluts.  This is the perfect opportunity to dress up and introduce the woman in you to the world.  You can slip into those stockings and heels and your friends might give you a ribbing but  they’ll see you as a “good sport”.  

Of course they won’t know how much your cock is struggling, tucked and taped between your legs!  You can slip into that water bra and admire your shape beneath that demure yet slutty see through, high collared blouse! 

You don’t have to tell your friends how stimulating that bra or your stuffing is against your bare nipples. We can’t forget panties though, can we? Will you tuck a thong between your cheeks to pucker your little bumfucker hole?  Maybe you like having your full derriere covered and caressed by smooth silky material or a comforting cotton briefs!  Either way your excitement and private indulgences will be just between you and your special phone mate.

So check out our

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 If you look like this you should call us.

Desperate cuckold housewives.  We’re desperate becuz our hubbies are desperatel SMALL!

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Big or Small we take em all…but what we do with them depends on HOW BIG they are!

So you like to watch a woman get fucked! What amazes us is that you seem to think you’re worthy to even sneak a peak of a pulsating pussy at work? If you want to see ripe red lips get parted and pumped you’re going to have to pay for the privilege….and not just in dollars…in self-respect!!!

Why don‘t we introduce you to Big John. Isn’t he a strapping big stud. Now, open his button and zipper. Let’s see you whip out that nice fat cock so you can see what a real prick looks like. Notice the ripe full head? Doesn’t look like your puny pecker head does it? You can see his dick has a long, fat shaft not a stubby little stump like yours. Is your whole shaft even as big as his dickhead? NO! Even the juicy vein in his seems to mock you with its pulsing and throbbing.

We know how jealous you are of real men with real cocks! We know you envy how they can stretch a pussy tight and burrow in so deep. You can only imagine how it feels to have 10 inches of hard pounding dick to slam inside a dripping wet cunt.

Well aren‘t you a lucky dickless dork today. You’re finally going to enjoy the pleasures of a 10 inch ramming rod…right down your throat!!! That’s right Mr. Stumpy…you get to play fluffer boy. Don’t bother trying to look confused. We know you know what is expected of a puny puckered fluffer boy. You get down on your knees and pucker up! Just take your time and give us a show. Savour running your tongue around that glistening, smooth monster cockhead. Taste that dribble of precum oozing from that little pisshole onto your tongue.

JUST DON”T TOUCH YOURSELF!!! We don’t like naughty boys who take liberities without permission. Here We are, offering you this amazing lolli-cock and you try to pleasure yourself first!!! Not likely fluffer boy. Keep hands behind your back. Lose your balance! Fall on that shaft and choke on his dick but keep those hands tucked neatly behind your back!

Just keep sucking. Suck that sticky head into your mouth. We’re enjoying watching you try to work it in. Don’t struggle! Just let him “encourage” your head with his hands. Ok, so he’s cramming your face down into his crotch rather roughly. We like to see your cheeks puff and your eyes bulge and water as he pushes it in deep. That gurgling retch as he triggers that gag reflex really does make our clitties quiver you know. Oh poor thing. Are you crying? Is he too much man for you? Is that too much cock for your sissy mouth to handle. It does feel rather tight in there doesn’t it. Imagine how tight it will be stuffed into an even tighter hole! Is that fear We see etched on your face? All of a sudden the thought of his pubic hairs tickling your nose as you bury your face in his crotch isn’t so bad when you imagine his balls slamming against your ass as he stretches that little fluffer butt-hole with his massive cock! You didn’t know how good you had it getting face fucked, did you?

NOW MOVE!!!

MMMM…it’s so nice and hard We can’t wait to take turns feeling that rod pounding us one by one. Come over here and juice us up for him. That’s it bury you’re your face into each cunt and scrub your head from side to side.. Lick and suck the lips to plump them up. Pull on those clits and get it them twitching. Smear that juice all over. After working your face into each of our pussies you start to look like a shrivelled little raisin. Don’t forget to probe your tongue in deep and suck those juices from within.

Now lie on the floor. One by one we’ll straddle your face. We’re going to lower ourselves down a little and you can help guide Big John’s super stroker deep inside each of us while the others watch and await our turn! You will guide that schlong, rub it back and forth and watch as slips into pussy after pussy. You’ll watch as one of the lips beomes trapped between his shaft and the wall of a slick cunt…being pulled deeper inside with each stroke. You can see as the juices are squeezed out of our cunts and drip down over his balls. It’s your job to LICK IT OFF without allowing one drop of that precious juice go to waste. Suck his balls into your mouth if you have to and make sure there isn’t a single drop on a single pubic hair. Savour it. Watch up close and personal as a real cock pounds a hot little hole? Too bad you aren’t man enough! It doesn’t matter though does it because we can all see your little cocklet quivering and dribbling just watching?

Of course it is. You know this is the closest you will ever get to really fucking pussy! This is the most entertainment you will ever give a group of women like us. You can suck a dick, lick a few twats then clean up the goo he fills us with. We’ll even make sure he saves a load to shoot up inside you. The only question will be what end he uses!
Suck his balls harder. We want you to pull the cum back into his balls so he can fuck us each long and hard. We love how it feels to be full like this. We love the heated friction as slides that massive dick in and out with such long , smooth strokes!

That’s it. Watch that stud grab as he grabs ours hips and rocks it back and forth. Watch the vein on the underside of his dick throb as it slides out. Watch it!!! It throbs faster and faster as he gets closer and closer to squirting great gobs of hot, steamy cream. Look close it’s about to spray! Watch it!! Get close. Here it cums…pumping…squirting… OH yeah. Now get ready as he slides to out catch his cock in your mouth and suck it dry. You’ll finally know what it’s like for a 10 inch prong to explode! Suck it all out. Lick it clean you little puny puckered little cock sucker!!!

Now get on your knees and lick that cream pie clean. Probe your tongue in deep and suck the cum from inside that cunt. Bury your face in there and smear that cunt cream all over your face. Lick your lips!!! Do you feel how a well fucked cunt squeezes around your tongue? Feel that orgasming clit twitch against your nose? Now keep cleaning and sucking as you grab that pathetic,puny dick between your fingers and diddle it between your fingers. We want to laugh as we watch that icky little dribble of runny cum ooze out. Poor baby…not even enough to stroke…just enough to wiggle.. You should be embarrassed to let see that wretched little weiner spit on your palm. Just lick it clean little man. Just lick your own cum from your palm you worthless little cum sucker!!!

Now get then next pussy ready for servicing… It’s going to be a long night for you fluffer boy…a very long night with a very long cock to stuff your face and ass!!!

So visit the ladies who bring out the fluffer boy in you!!

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Calls are $2.00 per minute…10 minute minimum
We accept debit, credit, or gift cards .

Be sure to look for specials on our site!

You can be a chamber maid, a chamber pot or even a personal super-duper pooper scooper with one of our degrading Divas!!!

After all what else is a loser like you good for! You should feel grateful that there are women like us who will let you pay for the privelege of kissing our asses! Let’s be honest you’re probably fat, bald and ugly and Donald Trump you ain’t! You probably have a shrivelled little dickie and even if it isn’t stunted and withered it probably doesn’t last as long as an ice cube in hell! In fact the ice cube would probably leave a bigger wet spot then that gob of goo you call cum.

So we suggest you accept your short”cummings” and work on doing what you were meant to do…lick toilet bowls, suck shit and be a general all around slave boy. Don’t try to be something you’re not…like a real man. Accept your place in life..at the feet of a beautiful woman, with your face buried between her lips and cheeks! Don’t try to be the one who “wear the pants” in the relationship…it will only cover your frilly panties. And when one of our horny housewives tells you to go fuck yourself, grab a nice fat dildo and do just that….and don’t forget to thank her for the pleasure!!!

So stop wasting time. None of us has all day to wait for you to call for instructions. There are real men out there we need to fuck! So get off your fat, lazy ass and dial a Diva at desperatecuckoldhousewives.com. We promise you’ll be as happy as a pig in shit that you did!!!

Here is the winner of last month’s contest!

Congratulations to stubbyhubby who will be enjoying a free 10 minute call with Willy!

We’ve also got an honorable mention by Mama’sFlufferBoy and we’ve decided to give him 5 free minuntes with his next call with one of our ladies!

So lets see what you come up with for our next Comic Contest! Here’s the pic… Good luck. We’ll aanounce the winner at the end of the month!!!

It’s TRUE! You can win a free 10 minute phone call with any girl on our site! All you have to do is come up with a sexy, catchy or riotously funny caption for the comic we provide! Check out this one….

from this…

To this…

Now let’s see what you can come up with for this one!

At the end of the month we will select a winner from among all entries received. Each girl will have one vote for her favorite. In the event of a tie we will pull the winner out of a hat! We will post the winning comic with the new caption right here on the blog! Simply check out the simple rules and send you entry to:

and please put “January Contest” in the subject line.
Please indicate how you would like to be credited on the site if you win. You need not use your real name but we will need some sort of handle to announce!… you know submitted by “FluffyWanker”…or “ButtSlammer”… however you want us to credit you!

You may add the caption yourself using photoshop or other clever method or you can just send your witty words and we will add them for you! So lets see if you guys are as funny as you are horny!!!

The Housewives!

Rules

You must be of legal age to enter. If you aren’t old enough to do phonesex in your area you aren’t old enough to enter!

You may use your 10 minute call as part of a longer call. For example if you like to do 30 minute calls you can pay for 20 and use your 10 free minutes that way!

All decisions by the judges (the ladies) are final.

Prize has no cash value and is non transferable and non redeemable except in the form of a free 10 minute call to one of the ladies currently listed on this site.

Call must be redeemed within 60 days of contest closing date.

Contest closes on Jan 31, 2008. Winner will be announced within one week of contest end.

Winner will be notified by email unless another method is requested.

All submissions become the property of desperatecuckoldhousewives.com and are considered copyright property of this site.

A Desperate Cuckold Christmas

Twas the night before Xmas
And in every wive’s house
The dicks were all stirring
Including the mouse
The cockheads were hung
For the poor fluffer boys
Who were there to suck cock
And To be our sex toys!
They licked those fat cockheads
And sucked every ball
They’d vacuum their lips on
And then they would haul!
Each naughty wife
Had a pussy so creamy
Just the scent of her cunt
Would make sissy boys dreamy.

So Willy and BJ
The whores that they are
Threw their fagged ass hubbies
face down on the bar.
They parted their ass cheeks
And with little ado
shoved 12 inches in
And started to screw.

With Kelly and Val
There was never a miss
They made them eat cum
Then made them drink piss.
The hubbies were sissies
all dressed up in drag
They looked so damn slutty
You knew each was a fag.

And Crystal and Miriam
Sluts that they be
Had 2 black studs fuck them
Where hubby could see.
So cuckolds…its Xmas
And what should you do
Drop by our house this Season
We’ve got treats for you.

Fat pussies and dickheads
And cum shots galore
Cum to our house this season
And be a CUM whore!!!
You’ll suck it from cockheads
You’ll lick it from feet
You’ll suck it from assholes
And swear it tastes sweet.

So remember this Xmas
While you suck on a dick
The only one cumming

This night is St. Nick

We might let you stroke it
Or twiddle your thumbs
But til one of the wives tell you
NOBODY CUMS!

For the rest of December
We’re offering a deal.
Five extra minutes
To fuck and to squeal.
When you pay for twenty
We’ll give you 5 more!*
Just to say thanks
For being our whore!

* For the month of December mention this posting and get 5 free minutes when you pay for 20. That’s 25 minutes for the price of 20…a savings of $10!

Merry HoHo from the Desperate Cuckold Housewives!

What movie roles do fantasize your wife in? As I was watching the “100 Scariest Movie Scenes” on Bravo TV tonite I saw that infamous clip from “A Clockwork Orange”. It started me thinking about the different roles you’d guys would like to see your Mother or Wife/gf in.  I know that for lots of you the ultimate fantasy would be to have your wife be someone else in the bedroom..to play a different role…to be the Dominant…the victim….the Sissy Mistress, the provocateur…

Of course “A Clockwork Orange” depicts a classic totally vulnerable, emasculated husband forced to observe the violation of his wife. This feeds the cuckold in so many of you. Especially those with that wicked little side that would love to see his proper little wife be totally sexualized…

Likewise I’ve had guys fantasize about their wife/mother being sat upon that pinball machine in “The Accused”. Some want her unwilling but some want her to enjoy having a cheering section as she takes on every guy in the bar…while you watch of course. A nightmare fantasy or a pure sexual heaven..who knows…

The “Catwoman” role always seems to get the guys in heat. Even if Mama or wifey doesn’t have any superpowers, except her ability to force you to suck cock, the leather does have a certain effect on you subbies… Of course there always a few hot pussies strutting their stuff at Halloween. There’s even a few “Tom’s” dressed up like a pretty little pussy in heat……

Maybe this Halloween you’re thinking about slipping into Mommys clothes…maybe not going as far Norman Bates in “Psycho” but the whole raiding Mommy’s closet has its appeal… This mommy’s closet is full of lots of lingerie to fit her faggity assed sissy boys!

My favorite costume for all you cuckolds that don’t wear panties is a spider….because I’m a Black Widow and we all know what a black widow does with her mate…don’t we…
Of course the movies have given us such great roles of seduction. What if Mama became a Vampiress who were to come into your room at njight and suck more then your blood… Or your wife is really a witch who has taken complete control over your mind and body and now forces you suck dick and hump cock… Perhaps your gf is really a demonic succubus determined to suck your body dry and fuck you into a vegetative state…

So call and share which movie role you would put your Mama, your wife/gf or Me in. Maybe we can write our own nasty little Halloween skin flick …